When Pierre Cossette passed away, I saw his departure as a glimmer of hope for the annual Grammy Awards show, because his production work was, frankly, horrid. They gave the job to his son, John, and—if possible—the production numbers got worse. Now the son has died and I am not sure how much input he had on Sunday night's show, but it was quite possibly the worst I have seen.
In all fairness to those responsible for this year's disaster, there is less and less to work with each year. The Crickets met their death in a plane crash 53 years ago, and that tragic day has become known in pop history as "the day the music died." Catchy, but not true. In fact, the music thrived in the Sixties and into the Seventies, but then something happened, but it wasn't a plane crash—it was a takeover of the recording industry by accountants and attorneys, who loved the bottom line more than they did the music. Yes, if they could find the right beat, their fingers and feet tried to fall in with it, but most of them had tin ears. Since Whitney Houston's sudden death last Saturday, the media has gone to town doing their usual thing. I couldn't tell you how many times I heard that Clive Davis "discovered" Whitney—one of those talking heads even credited him with also finding Janis Joplin—the implication being that Clive has an uncanny ear for what the public wants. The truth is that he relies on the ears of others. When I was producing records at Columbia, I used to observe him at company events at which newly signed artists performed. He always had his eyes on the black people around him, taking from them his clapping cues.
I bring this up because Clive's little game is innocent and humorous, but there is a very serious thing going on in the recording business as a whole: it is contributing to the death of America's popular music as we know it. We have a serious problem when NARAS, the organization that is the embodiment of current American music, the arbiter of taste, literally promotes mediocrity and leaves out of its equation genres that not only laid the foundation for everything we hear, but without which their industry organization could not have grown to its present multi-million dollar state.

If you have followed the Grammy path in the past few decades, you may have noticed how certain genres of music have slowly been phased out. One could usually expect to hear at least one jazz performance and/or a classical one during the awards show, but that was soon reduced to a brief mention and a clip from an off-the-air Grammy handout. Now, even that has ceased. This year's ceremony made no mention of classical music, jazz, Latino music, blues or folk—these vital forms have simply been pushed off the radar to make room for something that will produce screams from young people in the gallery. It's not as if time limitation comes into play, for there were several instances of hip hop performers giving more than one performance, and the three and a half hour show featured several segments that would not have passed muster on
American Idol.
Apropos that talent contest show, the best performance of this Grammy evening was given by one of its former winners, Jennifer Hudson, who—following the obligatory parade of the past year's casualties, sang "I Will Always Love You," the Dolly Parton song that seems to overshadow everything else she sang. I always found Ms. Houston's rendition to be annoying—Ms. Hudson's delivery was better. By the way, a few jazz performers were included in the list of departed artists, among them, Ray Bryant, George Shearing, Joe Morello and Frank Foster, but no mention of Pete Rugolo, Paul Motian or Bob Brookmeyer (to mention three losses from a very long 2011 list).
I won't go into too many details regarding the evening, suffice it to say that the Muses must have been out of town. With a few exceptions, terrible songs were screamed from dimly lit sets by people who tried to hide their lack of talent behind over-amplified guitars. Dance steps often seemed to have been taken right from a beginner's manual, and costumes—when they were used—looked like they came from a cheap Halloween rental place or, in the case of Chris Brown's "ensemble," grandma's bed and windows.

Rapper turned actor, LL Cool J, performed well as the evening's host, but an unseen lady had the task of identifying presenters and giving advance notice. For example, she made several mentions of an upcoming "amazing production number that everybody will be talking about tomorrow." I saw nothing that might fit that description, but she may have had in mind a truly awful, embarrassing bit of hokum featuring one Nicki Minaj as the subject of an exorcism. As she did her best to remind us of Michael Jackson's
Thriller look, she was led by a Carrdinal—or some such creature of the church—past a motley group of B-picture monks singing "Come All Ye Faithful" to what looked like Arian Nation nuts from central casting. It was in the poorest of taste and way beyond the cringe that I later felt when tweeter complaints forced a last-minute "tribute" to Don Cornelius, the man who took us on so many great
Soul Train rides. Producers had left Cornelius out when they compiled their list of departures, so they awkwardly squeezed in a detached mention of him as LL bridged to the next "production" piece: an encore performance by Foo Fighters in a dark tent crowded with light-stick wavers and some sort of half-electronic, ill-conceived mouse. Another segment that was not ready for prime time.
On the more positive side, Tony Bennet was there to sing a duet with Carrie Underwood, which he did well, sounding more youthful that Paul McCartney. Taylor Swift was good, as was the English singer, Adele, who won six Grammys but failed to convince me why she should have. Actually, I am not so sure that she herself knew, "This is ridiculous," she remarked as she clasped number five, and when she won another—for Record of the Year— she muttered, "I know it's not really a top record." As I hear her, Adele is not a great singer, but she is good one, writes decent songs (a rarity these days), and has a nice personality and refreshing candor. Also on the plus side was a reunion of aged-but-able Beach Boys with Good Vibrations. They were aided by a young group that appears to emulate them, but they really weren't needed.

Glenn Campbell was honored by some of the evening's Country & Western nominees, and he himself took the lead on "Rhinestone Cowboy." He did well, all things considered, but I wish they had not announced that he is suffering from Alzheimers. I know the family has made it public and that he is currently on a "farewell" tour, but bringing it up as he was about to perform struck me as just a bit morbid.
Steve Jobs and Rudy van Gelder received a so-called "Trustees Award" Grammy, which occasionally goes to people who they feel have done something worth honoring, yet falls outside of any of the established categories. One of my own Grammys is such a trophy, but don't ask me why they awarded it to me. I should mention that I did not renew my NARAS membership when—many years ago—I discovered how much manipulation went into the selection process.
So, there you have my impression of Sunday night's show—did it call for
party hats or
dunce caps? Mostly the latter, I would say, and they would not look out of place on the people who call the shots on these shows, especially the current NARAS President, Neil Portnow, who bears much of the blame for the Academy's focus on cash rather than culture. I hope you will add your own comment below.
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